Lost Cougars
This entry was posted on 5/21/2007 10:24 AM and is filed under Cougars in the media.

Last
Wednesday, during my weekly Lost (TV show on ABC) party I found myself
entranced by Danielle Rousseau (Mira Furlan). She's not a regular on the show and has
only been in a handful of episodes, but last week (Episode: 69) I got a good
look at her and said to myself, "Damn, she's a fierce ass Cougar!"
If you've never watched the show, there was a plane crash on a deserted island;
except you find out that it's not deserted and there are some hostile people
(the Others) on the island who got beef with the people who just crashed.
Rousseau isn't a part of either of the crashed folks or the Others, she's an
outsider who had her baby (Alex-a teenage girl now) jacked by the Others.
Now she just struts around the jungle in her tight, sweaty tank top with her rifle
setting up booby traps to fuck with the Others.
In the past three seasons, we haven't seen Rousseau get romantic with any of the islander's, but it wouldn't surprise me to learn that there's a bar on the island
where she sneaks up on the Others, lure's them home and works them like only a
crazy jungle cougar can. She easily trapped Ben (leader of the Others) in
the second season who might be an old lover if Ben is really Alex's dad.
Anther piece of pray that should be on Rousseau's dinner menu is Karl, Alex's
young boyfriend.
Finally, there are two new possible cougars (episodes 70-71, not yet aired) in
the underwater base that have captured Charlie (Dominic Monaghan) aka Merry the
Hobbit. In the episode previews the new possible
cougs look like they tie him up and really work him over like true cougars
would.
Unfortunately, both of these cases have women overpowering men. That's nice and all but on this blog, the men are the hunters. On
the show, it's the guys who need to start making some moves. I know
they're all stressed, but they've been on the island for three months and they've been acting like soft-ass bitches when it comes to getting their man on.
Quit hunting for fish or answers or whatever and go grab some jungle cat ass.