Cougar Hunting for Gentlemen 101 “The Bible” - Part 2
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If you missed it: PART 1
PART 2: The last chapters you need for hunting cougar:
Ch. 4 PLEASING THE
COUGAR
The most
wonderful part about pursuing a Cougar is that you already admire her for her
beauty, elegance, and experience, and for being at the top of her game. Thus,
letting her know this should come easily and honestly. Any woman loves
compliments, but a Cougar, as self-assured as she is, feels like she is aging.
Therefore, remind her often how beautiful and elegant she is, how her good
taste impresses you, how her feistiness turns you on. Take her to nice places,
don’t be cheap, and have fun flirting! Put forth a strong effort to match her
intelligence, her prowess, and most importantly, know when to go for it and
when to hold back. Show her you can resist her, but that it isn’t easy!
Ch. 5 WARNINGS
With a Cougar, you are playing with fire – a
woman at the top of her game, the kind of woman they write songs about. Make no
mistake about it – she can kick your ass 6 ways to Sunday. She is, clichéd as
it is, like a fine wine, and must be enjoyed with the proper protocol. We all
saw how a desperate Cougar sunk her claws into that poor man in Alexandria. He was helpless
under her spell, and she crushed him like a bug. The rewards of bagging a
Cougar are enormous – the best of everything that is woman. The stakes are high
though; she can have most things she wants, so you better give her some damn
good reasons to want you. Good luck!
