Cougar Hunting for Gentlemen 101 “The Bible” - Part 1
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Greetings
Gentlemen, welcome to Cougar Hunting for Gentlemen 101, please gather round as
I drop the knowledge acquired during 5 years of experience. This two part
treatise shall be your bible if you are a beginner, as it covers the basics of
the sport. Enjoy!
Ch. 1 THE COUGAR
What
exactly is a Cougar? As we have seen, the definition does vary from community
to community, but I believe the fundamentals remain the same. A Cougar is a
woman older than you, ideally by 10 to 20 years. She is appealing because she
offers a different kind of companionship than a woman of your own age. She is
successful and sophisticated, stylish and sexy, with a taste for fine things
and talent. She knows what she enjoys in life, and has the self-confidence and
moxie to get what she wants, sometimes even by way of aggressive behavior. She
is everything that younger women aspire to be, and her only weakness is the
inevitability of her aging.
Ch. 2 COUGAR BENEFITS
Now that
we can see why such a lady would be appealing to a young man. She is
experienced, sometimes aggressive, always sophisticated and sensual, and this
is why her company is so sought after – she is the Holy Grail of woman, built
from the ground up and grown to full potential. Walking into a room with your
average 20-something chick is straightforward, but walking into a room with a
classy, sensual older woman, pops eyeballs like you wouldn’t believe. Cougars
often flow through social events with a grace and beauty only their seniority
could bring. Not to mention the bedroom, of which I will say little except that
a Cougar’s energy may crush even the most shameless 20-year old.
Ch. 3 HUNTING THE
COUGAR
To put
some notches in your belt and some pelts on your wall takes hard work. Your
average Cougar is not necessarily interested in your poor 20-year old ass. You
have to show her you mean business. Cougars can be found in any classy
environment, such as a lounge, winery, theater (and I don’t mean the movies) or
upscale grocery store (my favorite, think shampoo isle). When making your
approach, be sure to be well dressed and as debonair as you can muster. Your
goal is to charm her. Drop humor and prove you have the capability of
sophisticated conversation. Let her know your interest, but pay careful
attention to her body language, and react accordingly. Doubtful you’ll be able
to take her that day, but mask your impatience and start with a phone number.
Tune in next week for Part 2 of The Bible: "PLEASING THE COUGAR" and "WARNINGS"
